The Good News

 * From the logic (?) Of my former lifelong faith *

As a true believer I find non-believers often just don't understand the message of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. All Christians know this as the Good News and once you understand it I know you will feel the Holy Spirit pulling your heart to Salvation!
So, the simple truth of The Good News:
God created a perfect universe but humanity sinned and so God sent his Son to be brutally executed so that a small percentage of mankind will spend a perfect eternity in heaven while the rest will roast in flames forever! You see now? What good news! I bet you can't wait to worship my God!
So let's go into a few of the little details just in case Satan tries to cause doubt by enticing you to question anything about this Gospel. Always assume it is true or you are sinning and your uncertainty will land you in hell. It is important to question everything else, but never your core faith! Ever!

Here's some answers anyway:
"I know because I have felt God's presence" or the like is always a last ditch explanation for any line of questioning. Even though emotional states have been clearly linked to a host of poor decisions, from investing in scams to groups of people getting worked up into a feral condition until they collectively murder a helpless victim, this one instance is the exception because the bible says so. And we know the bible is really the ultimate authority on everything because God made it. We know He made it because we feel it.

In review:
Feelings = truth (Bible) >
Truth = Bible (God) >
Bible = God (feelings)

This is referred to as circular reasoning and in this case a perfect never ending circle. How divine!
I should also give a quick summery of what you need to know about the Bible. It is the perfect infallible authority on all things. Most of us have no clue as to the various origins of these many ancient texts, how they were collected and bundled, or whether or not they bear evidence of alteration or authorial authenticity. Don't let that fool you! We do believe God wrote it personally but all of this scholarly stuff takes too much time. Just like reading the whole Bible, it's really big. That's what preachers are for anyway. In fact, I've noticed that many self-appointed Bible readers tend to question God and are even lead astray by concerns for things like history or science. So sad. "Paul didn't write this book"? Silly back-slider, his name is printed on the top, what else could there be to know? Now stop studying outside of Sunday school or you'll burn in hell forever.

Let's speed this up (Q&A):

Conflicts in the Bible?

You are blind spiritually.

 

 

Stories from Bible found earlier in other ancient religions?

The devil told the stories before the bible to trick us!

 

 

Church atrocities in the name of God?

Those weren't real Christians.

 

 

Something unexplained that is pleasant?

God

 

 

Something unexplained that sucks?

Satan

 

 

Faith is simple:

• Never question it
• Do what you're told
• Think what you're told
• Feel what you're told
• Believe you are dirty
• Equate your sexuality to guilt
• Let your desperation drive you back to church for approval
• Be motivated by fear
• Reduce doubt by pushing rules on other members
• Smile, Jesus loves you!

Now you understand The Good news. It's not religion, it's a relationship. Like all good relationships just cling to hope while living in terror of brutal punishment for any perceived disobedience. Gospel truth!

Amen

The Mystery of Bigotry

*This work is NOT my real mind set*

Mystery of Bigotry


Bigotry.
People don't understand bigotry. There are just so many misconceptions, so many mistaken ideas. This is obvious when I am repeatedly accused of it whenever I openly discuss or shout my personal grasp of reality. My "worldview". You'd think it would give pause. Person after person, year after year, launching this term at me like some kind of dirty word. It can be so distracting when I'm shaking large signs at soldiers' funerals or trying to push through police lines to seize murderers of unborn babies.
Bigotry:
It means racism. You know, calling Chinese people mean names or not treating black people nicely at work. It isn't right to be mean to folks. God says it's sin. Our God not all those fake heathen gods. They're evil and we need to force them out of our country and stop being so tolerant. That goes for the impure strands of our faith. They're all demon possessed and going to burn in hell for all eternity. Disembodied voices told me while I spoke to invisible beings and lurched in aggravated emotional states often in large hysterical groups. My children know too since I make them participate and shelter their young minds from any alternative perspectives. I have prepared them for adult life by teaching them that the entire world is evil and out to get them. What can we expect if we permit this to continue?
Bigotry.
That's what they are, trying to accuse we few who know the truth. We elect, chosen, pure. Can I ignore the revelations delivered directly into my superior mind? I won't turn my back on morality like most of humanity. I won't lie. Won't steal. Won't read the wrong books or believe the wrong dreams. I refuse to trust science, schools, doctors, or non-bible books. They all have agendas to attack goodness. Immigrants, foreign cultures, interracial marriage... gay marriage! The sickest perversion that ever threatened us. Unchallenged it will seduce us all into its physical pleasures and destroy the whole world and not the good apocalypse end of the world. Can't wait for all of those angels to teach everyone that I was right by killing us all and throwing you all into never ending fire. Especially fags! We need to start rounding these worthless diseased animals up and cleanse the planet!
Bigotry?
Just because I call evil what it is? I scream and yell, attack and threaten and you toss this word at me? It's hurtful and uncalled for. After all, I'm doing this for all of us, you and me and our families. Everyone who believes what I believe. We are acting for God and everyone else is evil and stupid. Can't you see? The fact that you fell in love with someone of another color, your parent has another religion, your kid is a homo. It's just a trial. A chance to turn tribulation to victory by cutting them off or beating them into righteousness behind closed doors. Just like a manly husband does his wife. Sin is everywhere and must be fended off or punched repeatedly out of things. Shadows, closets, boxes, people... evil hides everywhere. You are the elect, chosen to purify! I will not stop or slack! The devil whispers to me and I need to keep him quiet you damn liberal fags! It started out so small, just a discomfort and then disapproval, but has grown into being my entire life! To control society and make it right by purging the inferior and contaminated. Now that's righteousness. What else would you call it?
Bigotry.